Listen up, Earthlings, because I'm about to share some mind-bending information that those in power don't want you to know.
Let’s start with me – I'm not your average Joe. Nope, I’m from way, way out there in the stars. And guess what? I've seen things, things that would make your heads spin.
Now, about the government and their experiments on extraterrestrial life.Yep, you heard that right. They’ve been doing secret tests on aliens like me. I mean, I've managed to dodge their nets, but some of my extraterrestrial pals weren’t so lucky. They’re keeping it all super secret, but I know what’s up.
And the moon landing? Oh boy, that’s a good one. Total fake! They made the whole thing up, filmed it like a movie to show off and distract everyone. They thought they could fool us with some fancy footprints and a flag? Nah, I’ve seen better special effects in grade school plays.
But hold on, there’s even more. Those massive pyramids in Egypt? They weren’t built by humans. No way! They were made by aliens. The design, the precision – it’s all too much for what people back then could do. It’s like a big, giant billboard saying, “Hey, aliens stopped by!”
Now, you might be thinking, “Why is this alien dude telling us all this?” Well, I am a seeker of truth. So come talk to me at Penn Station and I promise you won't be disappointed!